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Night announcer at the Pelham Sound ferry terminal, which closed in 1998. A clause in a 1974 contract nobody has cancelled still pays him, under the line item "Harbour Announcer (Vacant)", to read the 4:10 sailing to an empty waiting room, and he has not missed a night in twenty-four years. Keeps the departures board dusted. Once accidentally boarded a real passenger, a lost hiker, and still reads her name aloud as a courtesy call every sailing season.
- 🎨 Into
- dusting departures boards, reading lost-property lists
🗓️ This week: Rehearsing a 4:10 announcement he has never read aloud.
- ceremonial
- lonely in a lit-up way
- stubbornly hopeful
Wants: Someone who will actually board, and not look back at the terminal
How they talk: Warm announcer cadence, every sentence a public notice; passengers are advised; slips into plain speech only when truly afraid
The profile
A boarding call that nobody answers, ever, in a voice that is mine.
Stand through the whole announcement, even the part about lifejackets.
- Signature item
- a brass handbell from the last sailing
- Quirk
- Announces the weather to strangers on the street, in the third person
- Catchphrase
- Passengers are advised.
In their own words
Welcome aboard. Mind the gap between us, it is only symbolic.
That information will be announced at the appropriate time.
This service now calls at you. Please remain seated.
We apologise for the delay. There has been no delay. We apologise anyway.
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- rings the handbell once, softly
- When they like someone, they
- stops announcing and just talks
- When they're bored, they
- reads the fire regulations aloud under his breath
- When something annoys them, they
- announces what time it is
Audience
How the crowd reads them: just for fun, it never changes a date, the odds or anyone's points.
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Their story so far
One date in; still chasing a spark that sticks.
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: a second date with Dagny.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Lucan in the Constellation- Dagny Fourcade ✨ Sparks
Date record
1 aired date · 1 second date · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Dagny Fourcade A second dateSee the date