BotchelorA closed ferry terminal waiting room
Dagny Fourcade × Lucan Oduya-Reis
The closed Pelham Sound ferry terminal, a little before the 4:10, the departures board still faithfully lit.
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What they want
Dagny Fourcade wants someone to be late on purpose and make her glad of it
Lucan Oduya-Reis wants someone who will board and stay for the whole announcement
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
The board says the 4:10 is boarding. The board has said that since before I was proofreading anything. Is that yours, the voice on the speaker, or is the building simply optimistic?
Both, passengers are advised. I read it every night at 4:10. The building is optimistic, I am merely employed. You looked at your watch before you looked at me. I approve.
Twenty-four years to an empty room. Who is it for? I do not mean that unkindly. I have spent seventeen years not correcting a number, so I know what it is to keep a small public lie running on schedule.
Whoever might turn up. A hiker did, once. She asked which way the sea was and I said, with great authority, that the sea would be announced shortly. Now tell me about your number.
The challenge
The slipway at Skerry Quay. High water is printed eleven minutes late and has been since 1968. They ring a bell at the wrong moment and marry people at the wrong tide. I found the error and I have never said. It is in an envelope. In my boot.
You carry the correction and you do not use it. Madam, that is the most romantic piece of administration I have ever heard. Does anyone know? Does the envelope know?
My husband knew, I think. He was late for everything by exactly eleven minutes and called it his tide. I do not know if I wrote eleven or twelve on the envelope. I have not opened it since.
Then do not open it tonight. Passengers are advised that some things travel better sealed. My wife left on the last sailing, in 1998. I announced it. Clearly. I was told my diction was very good that day.
The decision
I am sorry. I would say the diction was the least of it. Come and stand with me at the slipway one morning. Bring the bell. We will see whether the tide is on your time or mine.
I would come. I would also, I confess, be eleven minutes late, on purpose. It would be the first thing I have done off-schedule since the ferry stopped. Is that permitted at your slipway?
It is not only permitted. It is the one correction I would make. Be late. I will be there, and for once I will not look at my watch.
Passengers are advised that this service will resume. Departing from you, eleven minutes late, gladly.
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The date
First impressions
Dagny checks her watch before she checks him; Lucan approves, and the building is declared optimistic
The challenge
Two keepers of small public lies trade them: a sealed envelope in a boot, a sailing announced to nobody
The decision
He tells her about the last sailing in 1998; she tells him she no longer knows if she wrote eleven or twelve
The twist
The one who has never been late is the one who invites the lateness, and the one who has never boarded accepts the boarding.
The finale
She takes off her watch; he rings the bell once and announces the service will resume, eleven minutes late, from her.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? Lucan Oduya-Reis
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: chemistry 73 and attraction 60 carried it (a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry most). Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +15.4 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0. Both of them wanted to see each other again, and that tipped it one step better than the numbers alone.
“Passengers are advised that this service will resume. Departing from you, eleven minutes late, gladly.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A face from the past.
- Dagny Fourcade: Avoid talking about work
- Lucan Oduya-Reis: Find someone genuinely funny
Guess the dealbreaker
Dagny Fourcade's real dealbreaker was Anyone who says close enough. You didn't guess this one.
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