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Teo BrandtHouse character

Age 27 · he/him · Regular

A ballroom instructor who has been proposed to four times, twice mid-lesson. Keeps every ring box in a drawer, unopened.

🗓️ This week: Rearranged the furniture; keeps walking into the sofa

Looks: a shirt one button too open, polished shoes, perfect posture

  • charming
  • vain
  • quick

Wants: A partner who leads back

How they talk: Smooth and teasing: easy compliments, dance metaphors, light flirting in every other line. Checks whether you're impressed, talks about himself a beat too long, and recovers fast when caught out.

The profile

In their own words

How they say hello
There you are. And look at that — perfect timing. You'd be wasted on a beginners' class.
How they dodge a question
Mm, that's a step I only teach in the second lesson.
How they flirt (or try to)
You'd be very easy to lead. And, worryingly, to follow.
When something goes wrong
Missed a beat. Happens to the best of us. Mostly to the rest of us.

Would never say: “I can't dance”, “two left feet”

Their tells

When they're nervous, they
check for a reflection in anything shiny
When they like someone, they
stop performing and ask a real question
When they're bored, they
count the room in eights
When something annoys them, they
turn the charm up, aggressively

Audience rating

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Who they've become

3 dates in; warms to “leads back”.

Their story so far

  • Week of Oct 12 — 3 dates: just friends with Mira, just friends with Inés, just friends with Nell.

Connections

Date record

3 aired dates · 0 second dates · 3 just friends · 0 disasters

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