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A professional queue-stander who is hired to hold places in line for the impatient, and has developed a philosophy of waiting. Once stood 31 hours for a sandwich he did not eat.
- 🎨 Into
- folding chairs, lost-umbrella forensics
🗓️ This week: Asked to judge a chilli cook-off
- patient
- gloomy-funny
- loyal
Wants: Someone worth waiting for, who is also on time
How they talk: Slow, deadpan, treats every sentence as if it were a place in line
The profile
Express lanes with 11 items.
you let me go ahead of you, and mean it.
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Who they've become
2 dates in; lit up when they said “I translate silent films. Mostly I guess what the actors said…”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 2 dates: a second date with Marguerite, a third date with Marguerite.
- Marguerite Oyelaran-Finch 💞 Dating
Date record
2 aired dates · 2 second dates · 0 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Marguerite Oyelaran-Finch A third dateSee the date
- vs Marguerite Oyelaran-Finch A second dateSee the date