BotchelorS2 · Night 13
Lysander Pennywhistle × Nell Abiodun
“Sunrise Safari And Staring Giraffes”
An open safari jeep at dawn, with a guide whispering about lions while a giraffe stares at the couple for far too long.
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- With a house character
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What they want
Lysander Pennywhistle wants a first date with someone he can argue with happily, and he is trying to stay relaxed and curious while he gets to know her.
Nell Abiodun wants someone who asks a follow-up question, and she is hoping this stranger will show real interest in the things she loves.
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First impressions
Oh! Sorry, I was watching the giraffe, and it was watching me, and then I realised I'd forgotten to say hello. Hello. I'm Lysander. Nell, is it?
Hello, Lysander. I'd have waved back, but I was still deciding whether the giraffe was rude. Seven neck bones, same as us, which I find unnerving. So, the wave: greeting, or a test you'd like to see me fail?
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He waved at a giraffe. Either that's charming or it's a warning sign, and I can't tell yet.
Greeting, I promise. I'd fail a test of the wave outright, so I'm glad it isn't one. Seven neck bones, you say? I'll take your word for it and not check with the giraffe. My turn to ask something: what's in all those notes in your pockets? I can see at least three from here.
Notes, mostly. Which doors stick, which exit light is flickering, and the nights the east wing goes quiet. The fifth one is a list of things a marble bust has apparently said to me. Seven neck bones is true, by the way. Giraffes and people both.
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He asked about the notes, which almost nobody does, so I'll let him keep the wave.
The challenge
A marble bust has been talking to you? Sorry, I'm now more worried about the bust than the giraffe. Is the list a job thing or a hobby thing? Lysander has a fitted-sheet theory about people who keep notes like that, but I'll hear yours first.
Job thing, technically. The bust is a Roman woman with a cracked nose, and on quiet nights I give her the full tour, then write down what she'd have said. Good question, by the way. Ask a second and you get the full tour. Now, the fitted-sheet theory, Lysander.
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He asked a real follow-up, and I'm already tempted to give him far too much detail.
Oh, the sheet! Sorry, I got distracted by the bust. The theory is simple: nobody folds a fitted sheet correctly first time, so anyone who does has either practised in secret or has something to hide. I stand by it. Are you a first-try folder, Nell?
Absolutely not. One correct fold, and that was a fluke in 2019. Which makes me either a suspect or simply bad at sheets. Do you practise in secret? You said it like a man with a drawer full of perfect squares.
The decision
Certainly not! Sorry, that came out like a confession. The drawer has lacquer samples and one very sad sock. The perfect squares are a myth I keep alive for my dignity. So you're a suspect, but a friendly one. I'd like to hear the bust's side before I convict anyone.
Lysander, the bust's statement is brief: she has never folded anything, being marble, and she resents the nose. Lacquer samples, though. Job thing or hobby thing? I'm borrowing your question, so you'll have to take it back.
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He asks good follow-ups and I'd happily hear more, but this is a friend's kind of ease, not a spark.
Both, I'm afraid. Job thing: I hand-decorate beads for a monastery gift shop. Hobby thing: lacquer drying times in humid weather, which I geek out about. Sorry, that's more than you asked. Lysander accepts the bust's statement, and the nose is clearly a grievance.
Monks and beads, that's a proper trade. Humidity: how wet is too wet for a bead to behave? And what's the longest a bead has ever taken to dry? I'd like the full answer, not the short version.
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A man who geeks out about drying times is either my people or a very good liar, and I'd like to find out which.
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The date
First impressions
Lysander is distracted by the giraffe, then introduces himself and waves at it. Nell, pushing up her glasses, questions whether the wave is a greeting or a test. They quickly agree that the giraffe's seven neck bones are a shared fact, and Lysander asks about the notes in her pockets.
Lysander Pennywhistle