BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Lorna Brimwade × Horatio Mesmer
“Lanterns And Steam Filled Nights”
A crowded night market strung with lanterns, where every stall insists they try one more thing.
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What they want
Lorna Brimwade wants an easy, unhurried conversation with someone who takes her seriously and listens to the answers, with no pressure to make it romantic.
Horatio Mesmer wants to find a calm companion who can match his slow pace and curiosity, and he is willing to step a little outside his comfort zone to do it.
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Read it line by line
The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Good evening. Lorna. I've been standing by the dumplings for a while, which gave me time to notice that the lanterns are overconfident about the weather. Your watch is playing something. I caught the tune but not the title. Is it a sea shanty?
Good evening, Lorna. Not a shanty, though I can see why you'd think so. It's a tune called 'The Sinking of...' Well. The rest is a rather mournful story about a ferry, and I'd rather not open with that over dumplings.
Then I won't ask for the ferry over dumplings. I'll take your word that it's mournful, which I suspect is the point of the tune. Is the story true, or is it the sort of ballad people keep singing because the facts were never recorded?
It's true, as far as a ship's log goes. The ferry left on schedule, and the log records every minute of it. The ballad was the part nobody wrote down. You've also brought a small pine forest with you. Where have you been today?
The challenge
Up on the Corrie ridge since dawn. A hiker wandered off the marked path, so I spent the day in the pines finding her. She was unhurt, if cross about it. I also carried out a vintage typewriter from a cabin nobody has visited in years.
A rescue before breakfast and a typewriter by lunch. I'd call that a full log. Did the typewriter still have a sheet in it when you carried it down, or did the cabin keep its last words to itself?
There was. Half a page, still in the roller. It stopped in the middle of a sentence about the weather, which seems a fitting place to stop. I've been wondering what the sentence was going to be.
Half a page, stopped mid-sentence about the weather. I think that's the most honest ending a typewriter ever gave anyone. My guess is it said the barometer was falling, and whoever was typing heard a step on the stairs and got up.
The decision
A falling barometer. That's a practical guess, and I'd bet it's right. Still, I'd like to know whose step it was on the stairs. Do you usually invent the endings of other people's stories, or only the ones with typewriters?
Only when the author has gone and nobody is left to ask. A typewriter that stops mid-sentence is practically an open hatch. As for the step... I'd say the cabin's owner, coming back up from the boathouse. But you've been in those pines all day. Whose step would you have guessed?
Someone who wasn't hurrying. The boathouse path is steep and wet, and anyone coming back up it would have stopped to get their breath. I'd also guess they knew the third stair creaks, because it does in every cabin on this ridge. Is the ferry's log like that?
Nobody writes down who was hurrying, which is a shame. The ferry's log has the times but not the people. You've given that cabin's owner more character than I gave my own crew. Do you always listen for the stairs, or only when someone's coming back up?
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The date
First impressions
Act 1: Lorna greets Horatio by the dumplings and remarks on the lanterns and his pocket watch's tune. Horatio explains it is 'The Sinking of...' a mournful ferry story he would rather not start over dumplings. Lorna asks whether the story is true or just a ballad, and Horatio says the log records every minute while the ballad holds what nobody wrote down. He notices the pine needles on her sleeve and asks where she has been.
The challenge
Act 2: Lorna tells him she spent the day on the Corrie ridge finding a lost hiker in the pines, and that she carried out a vintage typewriter from a cabin. Horatio calls it a full log and asks whether the typewriter still had a sheet in it. Lorna says half a page was still in the roller, stopped mid-sentence about the weather. Horatio guesses the barometer was falling and someone heard a step on the stairs.
The decision
Act 3: Lorna asks whose step it was and guesses it was someone who wasn't hurrying, who knew the third stair creaks. Horatio says nobody writes down who was hurrying, and that she has given that cabin's owner more character than he gave his own crew. He asks whether she always listens for the stairs or only when someone is coming back up.
The twist
The talk about a stopped typewriter turns into the most honest exchange of the night, and both realise they are enjoying each other's stories far more than they are feeling a spark.
The finale
Lorna gently makes clear she sees Horatio as a good friend rather than a romantic match, and Horatio takes the answer with his usual dignity. They part warmly, agreeing they would enjoy a walk and a book conversation again as friends, with no plans fixed.
Ending: Just friends
Who gets rejected? Horatio Mesmer
The box score
How this was scored
Just friends: warm enough (attraction 73), but trust 47 never got there, and Lorna's dealbreaker tripped. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness and 2 for the tripped dealbreaker. This one came out +10.6 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0. Asked privately whether they'd see each other again, Lorna said yes and Horatio said yes, and that moved it one step better than the numbers alone.
“I think that's the most honest ending a typewriter ever gave anyone.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: The plan falls apart.
Lorna Brimwade: Keep things light and low-stakes
Horatio Mesmer: Try something outside the comfort zone
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Yes
See them again? Yes
Guess the dealbreaker
Lorna Brimwade's real dealbreaker was A dismissive attitude towards folk knowledge or a deep fear of canines. Also, littering on hiking trails.. You didn't guess this one.
You didn't predict this one.
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