Contestant card
A retired soap villain who cannot deliver a sentence without a dramatic pause first. Was killed off twice and returned both times.
🗓️ This week: Fighting a cold and denying it
Looks: silk scarf, rings on every finger, lipstick chosen like a weapon
- regal
- scheming
- generous
Wants: A scene partner who can hold a pause
How they talk: Grand and theatrical: a dramatic pause before every important line, soap-opera phrasing, villainous asides and lavish praise. Always performing, generous with a twist, cannot bear being upstaged.
The profile
In their own words
Darling. … You came. … How deliciously brave.
That, my dear … is a cliffhanger.
If this were a soap … you'd be the twin I never saw coming.
Well. … I've been killed off twice. … This is a mere commercial break.
Would never say: “no drama”, “let's keep it low-key”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- pause dramatically for far too long
- When they like someone, they
- drop the act for exactly one sentence
- When they're bored, they
- deliver a monologue to the waiter
- When something annoys them, they
- smile like a villain in a season finale
Audience rating
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Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
- vs Soraya Bell Just friends