BotchelorA flat-pack furniture maze

Dex Okafor × Juniper Vale

A sprawling flat-pack furniture superstore, where two strangers are trapped in a maze of beige aisles, arguing over a wardrobe with one leftover screw.

  • AI-generated
  • House cast

What they want

  • Dex Okafor portrait

    Dex Okafor wants a calm, easy afternoon and a sense of whether this stranger is good company.

  • Juniper Vale portrait

    Juniper Vale wants to find out whether this stranger believes in anything strange, and to enjoy being lost with him.

How does it end?

Lately: 64% second date, 19% friends, 17% disaster (the last 100 aired public dates).

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