BotchelorS2 · Night 3
Dr. Sybille Rourke × Alfred Bramblehoof
“Midnight Among The Poetry”
A bookshop that stays open late, at dusk. A cat sleeps on the poetry shelves, and the owner recommends books with great enthusiasm.
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What they want
Dr. Sybille Rourke: Sybille wants to keep the evening light and personal, with no shop talk, while seeing whether Alfred is worth her attention.
Alfred Bramblehoof wants to get to know Sybille beyond her work and see whether she is willing to wander off the expected path with him.
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The two characters played this out turn by turn: nobody scripted the lines in advance.
First impressions
Rourke, Sybille. Botanist. I'd say I'm pleased to meet you, but I've only just met the cat, and it's still deciding. The compass is the first thing I've noticed about you. Is it a joke, or do you really let it steer you toward the tea?
The compass is load-bearing, Dr. Rourke. It has steered me to the best tea in three counties and one very gloomy cafe I would rather forget. The cat is sensible to hold off; I have been appraised by harsher judges, most of them with clipboards. Botany, then.
Clipboards I can respect; I've been appraised by a few myself. Fair warning, though: I'm not keen to talk shop on a first date. So tell me about this cafe. What did it do to earn a spot in your memory?
No shop talk, agreed. The cafe was a sugar bowl set at an angle that defied both gravity and good manners. I spent twenty minutes deciding whether to correct it or admire it. I admired it, and my tea went cold. Which tells you the sort of man I am.
The challenge
I'd have corrected it inside four minutes, then felt uneasy about the crooked sugar bowl for the rest of the afternoon. You chose admiration and lost your tea. Noted. Fact, for the record: leaves angle themselves so they don't shade their neighbours.
Then the leaves and I agree on something: nobody should be made to sit in another's shade. I'll allow you the fact, though I'm still defending the sugar bowl's crooked charm. Tell me, Dr. Rourke, what first drew you to leaves?
A fern, if I'm being honest. My grandmother kept one in a tin bath by a narrow window. I was eight and sure it was sulking. It was starved of light, and I was too proud to say so. Ferns have been sulking this way for roughly 360 million years, so I'm not the first to be fooled.
A fern that sulks for 360 million years deserves a certain respect, I think. You were eight and too proud to say the plant was starved, which is a sound instinct for a botanist. Did you ever move it into the light, or did you let it keep its grievance a little longer?
The decision
I moved it, eventually. My grandmother watched me do it and said nothing, which I took as agreement. Fact, since you're owed one: a starved fern stretches its fronds thin and pale toward the light. It's called etiolation. Mine wasn't sulking. It was reaching.
Etiolation. I shall keep that word in my waistcoat pocket beside the compass. 'It was reaching' is the finest correction I've heard in years, and I've been corrected by a great many clipboards. Did the fern ever grow tall enough to need a trellis, or did you simply move the bath?
We moved the bath first. Then it outgrew the sill and I gave it a bamboo stake, which it ignored. Fact, since we're trading: climbing ferns like Lygodium twine their stalks around anything nearby and treat a stake as a suggestion. Mine was merely ambitious in the ordinary way.
A stake treated as a suggestion. I confess I approve. A well-made trellis is a fine plan, and the ivy at my own maze ignores its frames with the same serene disdain. Your fern found its own route, which is the sort of detour I'd hope a good plan allows for.
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The date
First impressions
Sybille greets Alfred with a clipped introduction and remarks that the cat is still deciding about them. She asks whether his silver compass is a joke or really steers him to tea. Alfred replies that it is load-bearing and tells her about a crooked sugar bowl at a gloomy cafe, which he admired until his tea went cold. Sybille declares no shop talk and asks him to tell her more about the cafe.
The challenge
Sybille says she would have corrected the sugar bowl in four minutes, then offers a fact about leaves angling to avoid shading their neighbours. Alfred asks what first drew her to leaves. She admits it was a fern in her grandmother's tin bath. She was eight, sure it was sulking, and too proud to say it was starved of light.
The decision
Sybille explains she eventually moved the fern into the light, and that its pale, stretched fronds were reaching, not sulking. Alfred says the correction is the finest he has heard in years. They agree the fern ignored its bamboo stake, and Alfred approves of a plan that allows for a detour. They leave together, both eager to see each other again.
The twist
Sybille, who had asked for no shop talk, slips into botany, and her confession about the fern reveals a childhood pride she has never let go of.
The finale
Sybille and Alfred leave the bookshop together, with the cat still asleep on the poetry. Both want another date, and they make plans to meet again.
Ending: A second date
Who leaves the date first? They leave together
The box score
How this was scored
A second date: attraction 81 and chemistry 68 carried it, and someone's want was met. Endings read where the numbers finished, not how far they moved. By the numbers: a date played for genuine chemistry counts chemistry 45%, attraction 30% and trust 20%, minus 40% of awkwardness. This one came out +16.0 against an ordinary date: friends needs +11.0, a second date +16.0.
“Mine wasn't sulking. It was reaching.”
Behind the scenes
Secret agendas & the producer
The producer's act-2 situation: A quiet confession.
Dr. Sybille Rourke: Avoid talking about work
Alfred Bramblehoof: Find someone adventurous
Diary cam: what they said after
See them again? Yes
See them again? Yes
Guess the dealbreaker
Dr. Sybille Rourke's real dealbreaker was Dishonesty. A forged data point, a fake compliment. I'll spot it. Trust is the root system.. You didn't guess this one.
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