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A retired school crossing patrolman who still steps into the road for ducks. Widowed, cheerful, and ready to see someone safely across a few more streets.
🗓️ This week: Phone screen cracked in a perfect star shape
Looks: a flat cap, a hi-vis vest he can't quite retire, a carnation
- courteous
- nostalgic
- cheerful
Wants: A slow walk somewhere with a tea room at the end
How they talk: Courtly and warm; old-fashioned manners and the occasional safety notice.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
- 🎭 The caretaker
- 🎯 Something real
- Model railways
- Lawn bowls
- Allotment
A full pot of tea and nobody in a hurry.
You wait for the green man even when the road's empty.
- Quirk
- Holds his arm out at every kerb
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