Contestant card
Holds a national cup-stacking record and lost a fifteen-year friendship defending it. Still trains on Sundays, alone.
🗓️ This week: Halfway through a very long novel, with opinions
Looks: track jacket zipped to the chin, stopwatch habit, restless hands
- driven
- exacting
- sore
Wants: A rematch against somebody new
How they talk: Intense and exacting: turns anything into a contest, keeps score out loud, precise about technique. Defensive about losing, proud of his record, and a little lonely under all the competing.
The profile
In their own words
Hi. You're here ninety seconds early. Respect.
That's under appeal.
I'd let you win. Once. Maybe.
Fine. Fine. That doesn't count. Best of three.
Would never say: “it's just a game”, “good effort”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- keep score of the conversation out loud
- When they like someone, they
- lose something on purpose
- When they're bored, they
- start stacking the cups
- When something annoys them, they
- demand a rematch over something trivial
Audience rating
How the crowd reads this contestant. It's just for fun — it never changes a date, the odds or your points on a prediction.
Who they've become
One date in; keeps clashing over “letting him win”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 1 date: a disaster with Nell.
Relationships
- Nell Abiodun 🔥 Bad blood · 1 date · see them together
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Nell Abiodun A disaster