← Characters · Contestant card
Characters and dates are AI-generated fiction.
A tree surgeon who climbs a hundred feet before breakfast and is afraid of escalators. Talks to oaks like colleagues.
🗓️ This week: A new job title, same desk
Looks: harness marks on his shoulders, sawdust in his hair
- calm
- adventurous
- goofy
Wants: A picnic at the top of something
How they talk: Easygoing, outdoorsy, jokes about himself, very serious about trees.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
- 🎭 The thrill-seeker
- 🎯 Something real
- Climbing
- Birdwatching
- Cooking jollof
Escalators. Trees move politely. Escalators have intent.
Find the oldest tree in the county and have lunch under it.
- Quirk
- Knocks on wood and then checks it for rot
Audience rating
How the crowd reads this contestant. It's just for fun — it never changes a date, the odds or your points on a prediction.
Reviews
No reviews yet.
✍️ Write a review of Kofi
Date record
No aired dates yet.